“Hey just so you know, if your psycho gorilla cousin DOESN’T listen to you and decided to pound our faces in, you’re my meatshield.”  
“Why did Ah carry ya here again?”  
“Because my daddy pretty much owns your stupid farm and if Babs doesn’t totally wreck you, he will.”
 
A gift/trade/something with MustLoveFrogs, showing a scene in her comic where Apple Bloom has the brilliant idea of asking Babs Seed to maybe, you know, NOT beat her and her friends (and Tiara… maybe) like a drumset. I’m sure our favorite sadistic meat-head will be perfectly open to reason. Great plan, Bloom!
 
Is this really the best time to check your manicure, Tiara?