I can put up with the outrageous costumes (or lack thereof), the nonsensical plot, the stilted acting, the lifeless and dated production design that makes it all look like a half-empty disco, or the unlikable characters. I could put up with all these things… if it wasn’t for the stench of pretentiousness hanging over the whole thing.
This one ain’t worth your time, not even to make fun of it.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to keep scrubbing. Never clean. Never clean!”