Whirlwind: You ready, Amber?
 
Amber: shakes head
 
Prism: C’mon, I’m right here!
 
Hot Head: You’ll be fine Amber! Prism’s a great teacher starts swimming around
 
Lucky: And a certified life guard.
 
Amber: I-it’s okay. You guys have fun
 
Whirlwind: We came here just to teach you how to swim
 
Amber: But do I really need to learn?
 
Lucky: It’s a good skill to have Lil’
 
Amber: No shakes head No I don’t think so. I’ve gone 24 years without knowing how to swim and I think I’m doing pretty well.
 
Hot Head: C’mon Amber! Don’t be a wuss! You have floaties on for crying out loud.
 
Amber: But I’m dense as hell. I’ll still drown.
 
Hot Head: Really Amber? You finished school at sixteen and became a nurse at 17. You’re not dense.
 
Amber: Not dense as in stupid you stupid. Dense as in my body density index.
 
Prism: But you’re not fat. You’re not fat at all.
 
Amber: That’s that’s not Nevermind. The Crystal People’s bones aren’t like regular people’s bone’s. It’s stronger. More dense. More…. sinkable.
 
Whirlwind: But you’re only half. Would that make a difference?
 
Amber: I-I dunno…
 
Prism: Aw c’mon, just get in.
 
Amber: Did you know that 92 percent of deaths in the water happen in the water?
 
Hot Head: What? Really?
 
Lucky: Think about what she just said. Really hard.
 
Hot Head: …….I don’t Oooooooooooooh
 
Prism: Y’know, if you learn how to swim, we could all go skinny dipping
 
Whirlwind: punches Prism’s arm
 
Amber: Skinny dipping? What’s that? It sounds horrible.
 
Prism: Naked swimming
 
Amber: …………………………………………………… you promise I won’t drown?
 
Prism: nods
 
Amber: steps in slowly then jumps to Prism
 
Prism: Oof! Okay let’s get started takes her to a deeper area
 
Hot Head: Yay Amber! You got in!
 
Amber: Don’t patronize me! hyperventilates I don’t like this! I DON’T LIKE THIS!
 
Prism: You’re fine, you’re fine. ‘Kay, we’re gonna go a little deeper.
 
Amber: Deeper???
 
Prism: It’s only to our chest!
 
Amber: Too deep!
 
Prism: Fine, fine. We’ll just stay here then. Now, let go of me
 
Amber: gives him a look of disbelief
 
Prism: You can touch the floor
 
Amber: slowly lets go
 
Prism: See? Not so bad.
 
Amber: gasps for air and flaps arms
 
Prism: ‘Kay, I’m gonna hold you and you’re just gonna paddle alright?
 
Amber: nods
 
Prism: Hey, you got it!
 
Amber: grumbles
 
Prism: Just keep doing that. I’m gonna let you go now
 
Amber: WHAT??? starts flailing Don’t you DARE!
 
Prism: Woah, hey, calm down! You’re doing fine on your own!
 
Amber: Whirlwind! Whirlwind! You’re boyfriend’s trying to drown me!
 
Whirlwind: Priz
 
Prism: I just said I was gonna let her go! She has freaking floaties on!
 
Whirlwind: She’s only been in for like three minutes. Take it slow
 
Amber: Whirlwind halp!
 
Whirlwind: Come swim over here.
 
Amber: shakes head
 
Whirlwind: Aw poor bby. Come on, you got it. opens arms
 
Amber: awkwardly doggy paddles to Whirlwind
 
Whirlwind: Alright! giggles
 
Amber: climbs on Whirlwind’s face
 
Whirlwind: Oh, hello
 
Amber: Out please