“_Shark Attack 3: Megalodon is a piece of shit. There’s no other way to put it, really, and I honestly don’t even know where to start. The acting is atrocious, even for this type of movie. It’s so bad I bet these aren’t real human beings, but incredibly advanced automatons that have learned about human emotion by marathoning all of the Rankin/Bass movies. The story is impossible to get into, and makes absolute zero sense, since it’s impossible to engage with anything or anyone that’s in it. The sound mixing is beyond amateurish. It’s like the filmmakers were making a bet to see who’d be the most incompetent at balancing the audio levels on this pile of manure. The voices always go one or two seconds before any of the characters opens their mouths, and the sound effects are repetitive and most likely taken from a free sound gallery website. And of course, the constant use of stock footage of sharks with the people edited over them to make it look like they’re being attacked. You’d think that makes it almost worth checking out, but it isn’t.
It’s garbage. It’s an hour and a half of your life you’re never getting back. I rate it: