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>You absolutely loathed Anon  
>That monkey-man son of a slut should not deserve to live.  
>He did the very thing that made him irredeemable in your eyes.  
>He took away your true reason for living, the very pony you cared for.  
>Yes, that monster took your precious Pinkie Pie away.  
>And all you could do is watch as he went out with your guardian angel.  
>You could only watch him do this for months.  
>You despised that naked green monkey.  
>If you wanted to have your guardian stay with you, you needed to keep others away.  
>And you knew exactly how to do it.  
>One fateful night, you crept out of bed and waddled to the lair of the beast.  
>And after tracking down the vile venomous behemoth, you set about getting up close and personal.  
>This was it.  
>He would never harm Pinkie Pie again.  
>You leaned in and whispered.  
“You’ll never take her away from me.”  
>And you chomped down upon his neck.
 
>Be Anon  
>It’s ass thirty at night.  
>You heard a small gurgling on your face.  
>Open eyes.  
>See Gummy, Pinkie’s toothless alligator, teething on your neck.  
>He blinked as he noticed you.  
>Awwwwwwww~  
>But as cute as it was, it was still ass thirty.  
>Better take him home.  
>So you take him off your neck, and bring him back home.

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