“Seriously though, this movie is stupid.
 
The story is stupid. The writing is stupid. The characters are stupid. The comedy is stupid. The action scenes are stupid. The setting is stupid. This movie is so stupid it extends its stupid to even the way it looks! The costumes are stupid. The music is stupid. Oh my Luna, this movie is just filled with stupid!
 
But the giant mechanical spider is actually pretty cool. So if you like giant robots and a gigantic soft-spot for steampunk settings, don’t miss this one. You might not regret it.
 
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to move even further away from it. Come on Myth! Pump it into overdrive!” 
“Featuring my good friend, and fantastic pony: Myth