“Remember the first Geico “caveman” ad? I figure this would be the pony equivalent.
 
Really, we shouldn’t make fun of G1 ponies, despite how… primitive they look, with those beady little eyes, that sloping forehead, that big horsey muzzle, that crudely drawn hair, that silly bow at the base of the tail. As much as we want to imitate a G1 pony by swinging a club around and chanting whatever the cute cartoon pony equivalent of “ooga-booga” is… we shouldn’t. Because we are civilized, big-eyed ponies, and that would be wrong.”