Laser Boom was an orphan cause his parents got raeped to death by Timberwolves and Ursa Minors. All the other ponies made fun of him because he was better than them and they were jealous. So Laser Boom threatened to kill himself, but then super kawaii Celestia came and adopted him to boost his ego. After having hot kawaii buttsecks with her, Laser Boom got even more amazing and hot. So he got real popular cause he was Celestia’s son and sex partner. But then Celestia got jelly because nopony cared about her anymore, and since Laser Boom fucked Twilight and got her pregnant, she forgot Celestia even existed. So Celestia sent him to the moooon. He was very sad. So after having hot buttsecks with Luna, she helped him escape the moon. So Celestia decided to let him back in in exchange for moar buttsex. So then he lived a very happy life and fucked Celestia, Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie every day. He has so much kawaii sexytiem that he got an infinite erection that never goes down! Then one day, all the mares I just mentioned gave birth to Laser Boom’s foals. So now Laser Boom lives with Celestia, Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie in the royal palace and is helping to raise all the foals.