“Uhhhh… rent(damn it) for…. puppies?”
“Right. You know, You’ve lost a little weight there “shy”. And boobs.”
“Oh hey, would you look at the time! I forgot I had to go adopt a…. goose, or duck or something like that! Talktoyoulaterbye!”
You know, when you are trying to defraud people, you should probably send someone capable of mimicking the proper body type.