And now its time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
 
Tonights review: My Little Pony, Keep Calm and Flutter On.
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 
My Little Pony, My Little SPOILERS!
 
Theres this evil demigod, named Discord!
 
And at the beginning of season 2, the mane six turned him into stone after he caused havoc on Ponyville!
 
But now Celestia wants them to release him from stone and make him a good guy!
 
Specifically, she thinks Fluttershy can do it!
 
And everypony else is like:
 
Fluttershy? Really?
 
But Fluttershy is like:
 
Oh, I think I know what to do!
 
And what does she try to do?
 
Make him her friend!
 
I tried to make an evil demigod my friend, once!
 
Kratos is a really nice guy once you get to know him!
 
Or maybe that was a crack fantasy?
 
So anyway, it looks like its not working at all because Fluttershys house is floating in the air and spinning around like that scene in Inception!
 
But Fluttershy is like:
 
Lets give him a chance and see if he can be good. Lets have a dinner party with him!
 
And everypony else is like:
 
Were watching you, Discord!
 
So the dinner party goes horribly!
 
But Fluttershy keeps being friendly and says that she sees Discord as her friend!
 
And Discord is like:
 
Ive never had a friend before maybe I shouldnt have been so mean to Picard.
 
Heyo!
 
Thank you, Ill be here all week.
 
But then they find out that DIscord caused the beavers to flood Sweet Apple Acres!
 
And Discord is like:
 
I was just fucking with you, Fluttershy! But if you dont use your element of harmony to put me back into stone ever again, then Ill put it back to normal!
 
And everypony is like:
 
NO DONT DO IT!
 
But Fluttershy is like:
 
Ok.
 
And Discord freezes everything over and asks Fluttershy to join in!
 
So Fluttershy is like:
 
I trusted you and you betrayed me! Im not your friend anymore!
 
And Discord is like:
 
What, you think Ill just stop because Ill lose the only friend Ive ever had?
 

 

 
Wow, it sucks not having friends. Fine, Ill be good from now on.
 
Hooray!
 
And the moral of the story is that Friendship is Magic!
 
Heyo!
 
Thank you, Ill be here all week.
 
This is Chester A. Bum saying,
 
CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah, come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change!
 
Come on, I promise Ill use it to get some friends! Well have a lot of fun smoking crack and MLP dolls together!