Based on the Chinese comic panels from: www.oldmasterq.com/comics/2312  
Wait till he finds out who the father is…  
Who’s ready for a new Maury episode!?www.youtube.com/watch?v=geIWvi…
 
Won’t need! The fact that the baby is born with purple scales, kind of answer who the father is…www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNk6Ml…  
UHOH, guess it’s Jerry Springer time w/ Spike, Babs and Rarity then!www.youtube.com/watch?v=h85gAO…  
It was before I was dating with Rarity, I swear!!!!  
TELL THAT to the polygraph test!!  
Those things are useless on people, what are they going to do with scales?  
Uhhhh, I don’t think they really care about the scientific legitimacy of lie detection at this moment, dude…
 
I thought our common love for hairstyling therapy was what made it special!!!!
 
Sorry, Zefe! Even if I were to cut out that bush of yours, I doubt I would find anything interesting under here…  
That’s why I snuck outta my own bed every night while you were sleeping, and went to Rarity’s hotel room with Spike’s entry card to have a little fun with his sweet pointy strawberry—
 
YOU LITTLE TWERP!! THIS IS ALL YOOOUUURR FAULT!!!!!  
(RARITY AND BABS STARTS TO DUKE IT OUT LIKE B&&TCHES!!!)youtu.be/dEmUM2aV6cU?t=26  
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY—!!!!
 
Cut to commerical, CUT TO COMMERCIAL—!!!!  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t9fTf…  
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Note: The title of this comic is meant to be an anti-parallel to the knobstick wedding, which is when a man who was believed to be a father is forced to marry a woman that he impregnated out of wedlock (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knobstic…)  
In case of a dipstick wedding, it is when a man is forced to stay in a marriage, even after he finds out the child of the impregnated wife is not biologically related to him