Here is my second OC of the night, Lord Reverent Alicorn Pulsar Equinox.
 
He is an inglorious master of getting women to do it with him. He is the son of zeus and thor having hot bedroom secks. He has a cutie mark of indescribable beauty so he keeps if concealed for the sake of all. He has had an infinite number of wives of many sexes and species. He is so gay that flowers turn gay upon him smelling them in the long walks in fields of flowers he takes in the mornings with his favorite wife Rarity. His wings aren’t real: they are made of pure magical essence and he wasn’t born with them. He is the physical embodiment of hotness.
 
Edit: This is just for fun, not to be taken seriously.