“Seriously though, this movie sucks. It might not be the worst movie that Ive ever watched, but its definitely the most insulting movie that Ive ever come across. You’d think that human stupidity cant get any further by trying to explain science fiction with science as solid as melted butter, but here we are.
 
Aside from the writing (which is awful), everything else falls apart too. The acting is droned and uninspired; the music is unbearable and annoying; the special effects are lazy and make everything look like its made of plastic; the pace is uneven; the characters are unlikable; and the resolution is held together by rusty thumbtacks. This, is one of the WORST movies I have ever seen in my life.
 
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to treat my friend Calpain to a much better movie. I think we should go watch Gravity again. That movie is fantastic.”