“Seriously though, do you remember what I said about a movie being memorable? Yeah, I think I cant say the same for this one. It is, without a hint of a doubt, the most forgettable Indiana Jones movie of them all. I mean, sure, Indiana Jones is in it, and there are a couple of good scenes, like when they find the Crystal Skull, or when the flying saucer appears, but its just such a run-o-the-mill, barely average movie.
 
I am seeing this with a massive silver lining, I know, and maybe its because Im watching this after watching the other three, but the drop in quality is too evident for me to ignore.
 
Word of advice, check this movie out if you are bored, but I wont blame you if you just go ahead and hate it. Also, fridges allow you to survive an explosion that will make Princess Celestia pale in sheer heat and destruction.  
Thank you all for showing up for Indiana Jones Month! I hope you enjoyed it, and I will see you all next time!”