The scene, as it (probably) unfolded:
PINKIE PIE!
Hi!
Shut up. What are you doing? And also why?
Just, y’know… sight-seeing
My butt is not museum!
Awww.
And even if it was, you are NOT supposed to touch the exhibits!
AWWWWW!
Unhand my undies.
I don’t wanna.
Well you better start wanna-ing quick.
HMPH! Zero stars. Would not visit this museum again.