This is an apple—
And it’s been genetically modified, but we’ll never gonna tell you that on TV!
ENN: Our facts always comes first—
—unless we have a really hot Foal Free Press scoop on the Changelings meddling with our oligarchy government to boost our ratings!!
We only fact-check our sources a couple of months after a disastrous invasion due to our government’s absent or negligent military; the rest we just kinda apple-banana our way through the whole darn shebang!
This is a portable laptop; some ponies might call it a magical spell book!
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