So I heard about an upcoming episode. It’s another bad episode in which the mentally-deranged Glimmer gets butthurt about her boyfriend spending time with other girls, so in typical psychotic bitch fashion, she decides she deserves to have him and have her wants satisfied more than he deserves agency. So she tries a goddamn age-regression spell on the guy. And she gets away with this, instead of going to Tartarus, or following Applejack behind her barn.
 
This leaked episode… I’d call this creepy, I’d call this shocking, I’d say this belongs in a bad darkfic and not the show I once loved, I’d wonder if the writer hated Glimmer or loved him so much he was blind to her faults just like her other fans, but this is just too good. This is just too good! Except it isn’t, it’s shit, and I can’t stop laughing! What a fucking amazing seventh anniversary for the brony fandom, eh? Turns out everyone who said the S-word (Seasonal Rot) was right. Now’s the part where I’m called a “Doompauler”, right?
 
Ah, well. I guess the leader of the Glimmer Internet Defense Force, is going to attack me now, along with whatever losers were free this sunday night and whatever moderators he sucked off. Maybe he’ll edit my tags, shit in my comments section, play damage control for his waifu, and generally make an ass of himself while telling me he thinks I’m the faggot for not liking his waifu. Ah, well, it doesn’t matter. I spend my days having fun with my friends (We gather for “Laugh at nu-MLP” night every so often, but we have our own stuff too), and he spends his days getting butthurt over people not liking his waifu as much as him. My mocking “Op is-sniff-Op is a duck!” tags are probably going to be edited and vandalized, too.
 
Anyone else miss the days when this show was optimistic, lighthearted, and fun? About good characters you’d like spending time with? Anyone else miss the days when this show was good? Even the Mentally Advanced Series guy, who makes money from satirizing the show, couldn’t keep it up when the modern show was just so fundamentally broken.
 
They’re currently crying on /mlp/ because Sunburst is “Stealing their waifu” (Jesus christ, was I ever a part of this fandom? Were they ever a part of the fandom I left?) so it might take them a while to wipe the tears from their eyes and get here for their usual hugboxbooru patrols.