Blueblood: It is… Royalty shouldn’t eat such common fare. It’s greasy and looks like a just a bite will kill me!
Flash:Well yeah, but that’s what makes it delicious. Besides, you agreed that when we’re together, we wouldn’t be duke and guard. We’d be buds. And buds get buds to eat heart-attack inducing junk food. Now try it!
Blueblood: [pout] Fine but if I die, it will be on your head, Sir Sentry. [Takes bite. Eyes widen with wonder as he starts shoveling more of the burger into his mouth until he is licking the wrapper.]
Flash: [Smirks and cocks a brow] Well?
Blueblood: [flinch] U-uh… It wasn’t bad.
Flash: [Leans in close] Oh really? Then perhaps I should get another burger just for me?
Blueblood: I want one too! [Sees Flash’s smile and looks away.] Silence! I-I can like greasy common food, can I not?
Flash: Of course you can, babe. You don’t have to hide anything from me.