You better finished my special Thanksgiving treat for you, sweetie; I worked ALLLLL night keeping that head roasted!!
—Please tell me this is a joke and that’s actually a rubber mask??!!
NOPE!!! I got it off the farm just yesterday night when I was visiting a lovely peaceful farmer’s market!!
MEANWHILE AT APPLEJACK’S STABLES IN SWEET APPLE ACRES…
WHAT IN THE NAME OF BLOODY MARY HAPPENED TO MY BELOVED STEED??!!!