In your case, I would have said Cheese!
HA HA HA HA HA
-Hu?
-STAY BEHIND ME FROZEN!
-Greetings organic Life forms!, Im the atomic Ponybot, I was sent from the future to give a boost to science at this time!
-Your cutie mark is funny its a some kind of fruit?
-Are you an Apples Relative?
-Hu No and no.
Calibrating systems Ready Control ask number one
-Tell me Are you aware that the day and night are caused by Earth’s rotation and not by the magic of self-proclaimed pony princesses?
-Sweet Celestia!
-Blasphemy!
-Heresy!
Atomic Ponybots Blog, Note 000001.
-I started evasive action by the violent response of the locals.
-It is obvious why this time in our era is called “Dark Ages”.
-Primary Mission: Locate individuals who can bring the light of science
to this age and ensure the bright future of the pony kind.
-Proceed with caution.
Closing note.
Catch him!
Burn it and throw him in the river!
“Science is the great antidote to the poison of fanaticism and superstition.”