Just sit right back an you’ll hear a tale  
A tale of a lovely mare  
She had a coat of shining white  
And purple styled hair.
 
She just had a long hard day  
Of making dresses with style  
So she decided to go for a swim  
And then relax a while  
And then relax a while.
 
Something strange happened during the swim  
Her body began to change  
But because she was swimming all alone  
She didn’t think this was strange  
Didn’t think this was strange.
 
The mare then washed on the shore of this  
Uncharted Desert Isle.  
Then realized  
She had grown huge  
Towering over  
All the trees  
She was giant  
So she decided to become a queen  
Here on Rarity’s Isle!
 
[…what? I had to do that when I rediscovered this picture on my Photobucket.]