“Is’ not an outfit. Issa unfiform.” Macarooni puffed his chest out proudly.
“Well, you look very dashing!” Saffron leaned back up.
“Rooroo,” Pinkie began, “Saffron…” Pinkie cleared her throat, “is Mommy’s marefriend. She’s going to be around a lot, and I just want you to know that it doesn’t mean I love you ANY less, okay?”
Macarooni seemed to puzzle this in his head. “Okay!” he squeaked out, skipping out onto the front porch where Rainbow Dash stood, sweaty and out of breath, obviously just arriving after training for that day.
Pinkie smiled and rolled her eyes. “Sorry, Saf, you can never really tell what’s going on in that kids head.”
“Hey kid, what’s happening?” Rainbow scruffed Macarooni’s head and led him inside. “Hey Pinks!” Rainbow called out. Rainbow met eyes with Saffron. “Saf.” she spoke in a monotone voice.
“Don’t worry,” Macarooni murmured quietly as he crawled onto Rainbow’s back, “I put a whoopee cushion in her seat at the table. We got her.”
“Good job squirt.” Rainbow whispered back. “If your mom asks, I ain’t got nothin’ to do with it, capiche?”
“Capooche.” Macarooni nodded.
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taking out the competition one whoopee cushion at a time
nice job Macarooni but we all know that you really want Rainbow Dash to be your other mommy instead of Saffron
Yes, Pinkie and Saffron dated a while after Cheese and Pinkie divorced. Rainbow was cordial, Mackie was not. Saffron and Pinkie break up later on because of travel first of all (Saffron lives in Canterlot) and because they just didn’t feel it.