Pinkie Pie: Oh Cheesy~
 
Cheese Sandwich: Oh Pinkie~
 
Fluttershy: Why hello guys! How are you 2 doing this lovely eve-
 
Pinkie and Cheese:PASSIONATELY TONGUE WRESTLING OVER CANDY CANES WHILE MOANING
 
Fluttershy: Uhmmm… looks at the candy piles on the ground Guys. I think that may be enough sugar.
 
Pinkie: Enough! We barely had any!
 
Fluttershy: Y-yeah, but you’re both acting… off? I mean, just when I thought you 2 couldn’t get more crazy, I come here to see you start moaning and licking your own tongues and candy canes.
 
Rainbow Dash: comes up behind Flutters and snickers sinisterly Duh, candy is like drugs to these 2. They’re practically MADE of sugar.
 
Cheese Sandwich: Nah, her love is my only drug~
 
Fluttershy: U-oh m-m-my… \>_<\
 
Cheese Sandwich: Yeah, I just said that~
 
Pinkie Pie: hops up and down and giggles