The sign says “Free Exclusive Seat”. My handwriting made it look like something else.
 
It didn’t occur to me that I would attract the attention of over 100 people. I appreciate all of the feedback you guys have given me, so I present an image that took me a while. I hope this suffices. Thank you, guys!
 
Camber fell into the hooves of some devious mares and has been subjected to endure the feeling of being a seat. Meanwhile, the attraction from a few more mares has been brought.
 
Sure has been a while since the last facesitting picture.  
This idea was suggested to me by Yoshilove574.