Here’s a big, happy Macintosh. He likes to flex whenever cute guys pass by, just to watch them squirm as they try and maintain their composure. It’s okay, fellas, look all you want, and feel free to give them a squeeze! They grow ‘em big down in Sweet Apple Acres, lemme tell ya! Don’t mind the little bit of sweat, he’s fresh from workin’ the fields, gettin’ himself nice ’n big ‘n strong!
 
This has never been posted anywhere before. It’s a bit old, but better late than never.