Card Art
 
Flavour text: Don’t look a gift pony in the mouth.
 
Entrance: “Here darling, take one, or ten.”  
Attack: “But, I’ll get all icky!”  
Death: “Now.. Is that any way to treat…a lady”
 
I sorta made this to be a combo breaker, rather than a complicated way to burn, though that is an obvious upside. The downside is obviously you might have no choice but to give them a good card sometimes. Plus, the stats are not great (though they may need to be worse) and it isn’t an immediately active card.  
I would quite like a card like this, much similar to Dirty Rat. Or just any card to make some decks more interactive.
 
P.S. Sorry I haven’t uploaded in awhile. Haven’t had much time/inspiration.