Based on something that Justice42 wrote on DA xd
 
Aira: Alright, has anyone else figured out what these things are for?  
Adagio: Beats me though they sure are fun to squeeze.  
Sonata: Maybe if you squeeze them hard enough, they shoot fire or magic or something!  
Aria: squeezes Nope that just hurts.  
Sonata: Why did you point them at me when you tired that?!  
Adagio: Here let me try  
Aria: Dont you have your own pair to play with?  
Adagio: Yes, but playing with yours is somehow more fun.  
Sonata: I got it! Maybe theyre to balance you out cause now you got all that jiggly fat on your backside!  
Aria: I dont know why, but I suddenly want to hit you.