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Ooooooh, we’re getting close to the part I’m really excited about…!

Hey, remember my Dusk City Outlaws campaign podcast? Well, it’s Tales of New Dunhaven now! We’re playing with the full rules, going for 4-hour sessions, and releasing them in two parts on Thursdays and Saturdays following the livestream. Here’s the first part of our first new session, and it’s… Well. The title speaks for itself.
Tales of New Dunhaven - Session 8 - The Nut Job, Part 1: Libsyn YouTube

DM: Roll Athletics.
Rainbow Dash: <roll> Are you kidding me?! Alright, how many ponies get crushed?
DM: Natural 1? Hmmm… You catch it.
Rainbow Dash: What?
DM: On your back. And then you start to wobble. The tail brushes against a nearby decorative support column and knocks it over. Which dominoes into another support column, and another, and another… Long story short, no one’s hurt, but you just destroyed everything on that side of the room. Oh, and the statue snaps in half.
Rainbow Dash: …Great.
DM: This whole shenanigan kicks up so much dust that Blueblood manages to slip away in the chaos.
Applejack: What? How is that fair?
Twilight Sparkle: <sigh> Is this the part where Elusive goes on the run, and the next arc of the campaign is us tracking him down?
DM: Ahaha! With this group? I wish. No, you all feel a rumbling outside… from the door to the gardens…
SFX: (SLAM!)
Fluttershy: WHERE’S BLUEBLOOD?!