Page 977 - Friendship Arsenal

Being a DM is a rare hobby where you have to come up with ever-increasingly inventive ways to say “Nuh-uh.”

Rainbow Dash: UUGH. As much as I loooove the suspense… There’s two ways this is going down. One, Rarity’s getting hitched to a campaign villain without telling us, which means we’re done, mission accomplished. Two, we gank this guy. So which is it?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, “two” is also “she betrays and maybe destroys the Equestrian Thieves Guild,” so…
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but “one” is “she betrays US.” Shouldn’t, y’know, the rainbow power of friendship be kicking in any second now? Hmmm… Actually, can we blast Elusive with the Elements of Harmony?
DM: Thirty-one different flavors of no.