Page 972 - Immodest Proposal

I have gotten entirely too much mileage out of a sequence that lasts only 12 seconds in the actual episode. (I counted.)

Rarity: If you’re really Elusive, then you’re the cause of… everything. Give me one… good reason… for all of it.
Twilight Sparkle: And why would the never-before-seen leader of the Thieves Guild reveal himself? He’s taking an enormous risk, isn’t he? This doesn’t make any sense.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, this is kinda anticlimactic for the Big Bad of, like, three levels now. Still call dibs on his head, though.
Pinkie Pie: I dunno, I think Rarity gets first dibs here.
Rainbow Dash: …Yeah, that’s probably fair.
Blueblood: <ahem> The reason is… this moment right here. It was all so you could be here. So we could be… together.
Rarity: ………
Applejack: Heh. Rarity.exe is not respondin’.