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If anyone can actually put to words what Rarity is wearing and what it’s made out of… good for you, you know way more about clothing than I do.

DM: So Rarity comes out, fully disguised as the enchanted unicorn Wingsong. Her outfit is, um…
Rarity: Is there a problem?
DM: Well, you gave me this drawing of her, and… I’m not entirely sure what’s on it. It’s hard to describe in words.
Rarity: If anything, rendering one speechless should be a selling point! Show the others.
Twilight Sparkle: Woah, that’s… extravagent.
Applejack: Pfffft!
Rainbow Dash: Even better. Gonna get my butt kicked by a pixie.
Pinkie Pie: Eh. Seen crazier.
Rarity: Mock if you must, but Wingsong is a lady of the theater, of professional ballet. Outfits that catch the eye and accentuate movement are part and parcel.
Fluttershy: Is… Is she supposed to have big lips, or is she just wearing a lot of lipstick?
Rarity: Not you too…