Now that Elastic is totally a member of the Bangline household, she has taken it upon herself to utilize her huge nondescript laboratory in the basement to test the “elastic reality factor“ of each new inhabitant. …Or friend that doesn’t live there but drops by every now and then. Or anyone that gets too close to her, really. The tests are all very scientific, I’m sure; or at least that’s what she told me before jamming the hose from that weird tank into my mouth and making things go real fuzzy for a while. She said the data she got from this one was good, but I should come back tomorrow for more strenuous testing, whatever that means.
 
“alright, my own OC is new to this whole fetish business, so I should take it nice and slow with WHOOPS I LOST CONTROL OF MY PEN FOR A FEW HOURS HOW DID THAT HAPPEN“
 
i’m such an airhead