Page 605 - Fair Fair Cry the Horses

As promised, this last weekend was nuts. Over the course of a mere two days, I ran three mini-sessions and one full session of Fallout is Dragons, totaling about six hours of listening content after editing. People have been joking about the UberGM Project, a secret WotC test to produce a nonstop GM…

All I know is, I’m tired, creatively satisfied, and have a lot of editing to do. At least my new mic got a nice stress test.

Rainbow Dash: So how are we gonna decide this?
DM: I have just the thing. We just had Nightmare Night last week, which means the annual Running of the Leaves is coming up. It’s a cultural marathon, but some ponies like to run it as a race.
Rainbow Dash: Sounds perfect! And since it’s a race, I get my cutie mark bonus and win in a landslide!
Applejack: I’m fine with settlin’ this there on ONE condition. You don’t fly.
Rainbow Dash: Pfft, that’s easy. I’ll still-
DM: Which would give you a penalty to cancel out your cutie mark bonus.
Rainbow Dash: WHAT?
DM: You’re an athlete, but your specialty is flight speed. Without that…
Rainbow Dash: Ffffine. I’ll beat you in a FAIR race.
Applejack: Didn’t think I had to specify…