Page 564 - More Pony Feats

Author: Winged Cat

Guest Author’s Note: Story Time prompt: “Tell us of a feat, class power, or the like - in any system - that you (not your characters) have gotten from roleplaying.”

DM: I’ll never forget that time my players got together to come up with custom feats…
Fluttershy: Umm, we were discussing, and they thought maybe I could take an accuracy bonus to airdropping Angel into combat?
DM: Sure, with practice. Would Fluttershy want Angel to fight her battles for her, enough that she’d actually practice that?
Fluttershy: No! She’d never put her friend in danger like…oh, I guess this isn’t her. I’ll think of something else.
PP: Pinkiewall!
DM: Which is?
PP: I flatten my tail and spice it full of laughs! Any creature who tries to get past me is stunned.
DM: …I’ll get back to you on that.
RD: Orb of Awesome! It’s like an ioun stone, but it makes everything I do 20% cooler!
DM: Which translates to dice mechanics as…?
RD: …
DM: 20% bonus to all rolls?
RD: Yeah?
DM: No.
RD: Aww.
AJ: Appleshot. Able to conjure up enough apples for ammunition, a feast, or any occasion.
DM: You run an apple farm. Wouldn’t you just sell them for unlimited income?
AJ: Aheh. I never was good at pulling fast ones.
Rarity: To clarify a point the others suggested, just because I run a fashion business does not mean I can pull magic armor out of thin air for the party, right?
DM: Right.
Rarity: But that’s not to say that my shop never happens to, ah, acquire such items for resale?
DM: If it does, it’ll be plot.
DM: Alright, what’s your idea?
TS: Hmm?
DM: What silly, overpowered feat did you come up with? I saw you thinking about it.
TS: Oh, that discussion! No, nothing for Twilight. I was thinking about the feat this game gave me, just for showing up and playing.
DM: Pardon?
TS: An amazing group of friends to cheer me up every week. There’s no Allies or Contacts feat, but maybe something like Iron Will to reflect the lingering effects?
DM: …
TS: Did I say something wrong? You’re crying!
DM: I-It’s nothing. sniff Let me know if you find our character sheets. I want to see your Charisma score.