Page 1353 - Army of Fun
19th Mar 2020, 6:00 AM

Author: GreatDinn

Guest Author’s Note: “This is another of those things that just clicked when I asked myself what the alternate version of the Mane Six could be. Flashy, somewhat egotistical, and prone to overcomplicating simple things? Clearly, that’s the makings of an actor.

Then again, with how comparatively little Dash shows up in this film, maybe RD has a point!

On an unrelated note: Stay safe in this pandemic, y’all! Do your best to keep healthy, and do your part to make sure this thing doesn’t get too far. And don’t be afraid to ask for help. There are lots of people out there ready and willing to lend a (sanitized) hand.”

MD: It won’t fool anyone, but maybe we can say you minimize the damage a bit.
RT: I suppose that will have to do.
Twilight Sparkle: Question: Are we all together right now?
MD: Probably not. Fluttershy is maybe there, if you did stay with her. But-
AJ: “Twilight, there you are! Pinkie and Ah’ve been lookin’ everywhere for ya!”
MD: Uhhhhh…have you?
AJ: It’s a viral video, ain’t it?
MD: Eyup.
AJ: Does AJ take any bullyin’ any kinder than ah do?
MD: Nope.
AJ: Then Applejack is checkin’ on her new friend.
MD: And Pinkie?
PP: Ready for your commands, Captain!
MD: No, I mean, are you here to help Twilight?
PP: Sir, yes sir!
MD: Why?
PP: My party skills were insulted, and that! Means! War!
MD: Okay, you’ve got a little group together. What’s next?
RD: Hey, aren’t we all forgetting something important here?
MD: What?
RD: ME!
RT: <sigh> Actors.
Twilight Sparkle: She does have a point. How are we going to get Rainbow Dash involved?
AJ: We’re all friends, right? Is just askin’ ya out of the question?
RD: No…I’m just not sure Dash thinks Twilight could win.
AJ: Ah tried the simple approach. Who wants to try complicated?
Twilight Sparkle: What if I beat Dash at some sort of challenge to impress her?
RD: That might work…DM, do we still have the board?
Twilight Sparkle: The what?