Page 352 - The Friendbreaker

Newbiespud’s Note: Today’s author requested to remain an anonymous contributor, though he did have a particular “Story Time” in mind: In today’s comments, tell a story of a time when a board (or other non-RP) game got a little out of hand.

DM: I’m glad that everyone could come. Sorry that I didn’t have time to prepare a game this week. Although I’m not sure why I bother prepping. So, want to play one of my board games?
Pinkie Pie: Nuh uh. Since you have nothing good we brought Risk: Equestria Edition. This is gonna be so fun. I forget why I haven’t played this in so long.
Rarity: I will probably start at the gem mines.
Applejack: Want to ally? I’m planning to take Appleoosa.
Rainbow Dash: Anyone who tries to take Cloudsdale is in for a world of hurt.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm, Canterlot provides a nice army bonus.
Fluttershy: I’ll just stay in the Everfree forest away from everyone.
(A few hours later…)
Fluttershy: How could you attack me like that?
Rainbow Dash: What did you expect? Your defenses were down.
Applejack: At least you didn’t get stabbed in the back by your supposed ally.
Rarity: I regret nothing. I needed the crystal empire so I took it.
Pinkie Pie: Now I remember why I locked this game away.
(Risk: Equestria Edition. Brought to you by Discord.)