Page 312 - Expedited Insanity

Story time! Tell a story about a convoluted or nonsensical plan that was conceived surprisingly quickly.

DM: I’m back! Let’s get this show on the road.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good! I thought you would be gone for much longer.
DM: Well, this should be the last time I have to switch around, thank goodness. What have you all got in the way of a plan?
Pinkie Pie: We’re fishing for dogs!
DM: “Fishing”…?
Twilight Sparkle: We’re using a fishing pole from Applejack’s adventurer’s kit and a gem from what Spike mined earlier. Hopefully, that will cause a reaction we can take advantage of.
DM: Cool. How long did it take to come up with that?
Applejack: About a minute after you left.
DM: Oh.
Rainbow Dash: Zzzz…