Sci-Twi: Oh, hi Sunset. Wow. You’re certainly a lot thinner now and my machine isn’t even finished yet.
Sunset: (Chuckle) Yeah. Ever since Pinkie fattened me up at the music festival, I’ve been spending a lot more time with Rainbow Dash. I tell ya, her exercise programs work a treat.
Then suddenly, Pinkie Pie pops in from out of nowhere.
Pinkie: Did I hear someone say “treat”?
Twilight: (unamused) Oh. Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie: Ooohh, Twilight. (Grabs hold of Twilight’s belly) You still have this huge, squishy, huggable, comfy, doughy belly of yours?
Twilight: (still unamused) Why yes I do. My special machine still isn’t ready yet.
Pinkie: Why in the name of Nutella croissants would you wanna get rid of all this lovely flab?
Twilight: Because Pinkie, unlike you, I actually don’t like being this fat, weighing nearly a ton and constantly getting myself stuck in everything.
Pinkie: Well, that doesn’t seem to- (Then a watch can be heard beeping) Ooh. An hour has passed. Time, once again, for my special cupcake snack stuffing time.
She pulls a huge tray of cupcakes behind her back (using Pinkie-Pie-Logic) and starts chomping away.
Sunset: Seriously, Pinkie, do you ever get tired of eating every hour?
Pinkie: Nope. Not at all.
Twilight: Do you ever feel like you’re starting to dislike the constant taste of cupcakes?
Pinkie: Nope, part 2. They’re my favourite.
Sunset: Don’t you know that too much of a good thing is not a good thing? Like for example.. (she pats Pinkie’s belly)
Pinkie: Oh Sunset, I love my tummy. I like having a tummy and a booty this huge.
Twilight: But why?! I don’t understand.
Pinkie: Because my big tummy makes me feel warm and cozy inside and I just feel so good about myself.
Twilight: Rrrrright. When you feel cozy, I feel more and more tired. Once I’ve finished my machine, that belly and appetite of yours will be gone. You will soon see the error of your ways.