This was an alternative for the April Fools post, but I didn’t have the tools to color this. Given that, I figured to post this first. Now enjoy this tale of heroism, seduction, and self-pity. In the mystical land of Equestria, the loyal and stupendous Spike the Dragon set out to declare his love to the beautiful and luxurious unicorn known as Rarity. However, as he arrived to her home on his noble steed (Insert pony), he found her transformed into a fluffy marshmallow by the villainous and magical serpent known as Kaa. He was the life-long nemesis of Spike, who has made various attempts to seduce the mare into becoming his bride, but was always foiled by the baby dragon. Spike prepared his dangerous fire breath to stop the wicked Kaa and save his mare, but the python stopped him, trapping him in a collection of binding coils. As Spike struggles to get free from the villain’s grip, Kaa teases him by licking the marshmallow beauty. Rarity is flustered by Kaa’s licking, enjoying the arousing affection. Luckily before Spike could get really, really, really mad, Dragon Lord Ember arrived. Ember was a dragoness who once rejected any signs of friendship, but has fallen for the purple dragon after many days of inheriting her father’s throne. She examines the situation and realizes the potential advantage she has with Rarity becoming Kaa’s mate and Spike being single, but leaves the decision to Spike. Will Spike break free and save his love Rarity from the evil Kaa or will he change his mind and fall into Ember’s arms? I don’t know. I don’t care.Criticism/requests Kaa-Rudyard Kipling/DisneySpike/Rarity/Ember-Hasbro