Heh, I was inspired for this because I remembered a toilet paper joke!
 
Oh yes this is a test of the pony eyebrows i added to dash.
 
Dash: sniff  
Blitz: Oh, are you crying?  
Dash: I am not crying you jerk, I have a cold!  
Blitz: Me too!  
Dash: You don’t say Blitz! It’s your fault, you’ve infected me!  
Blitz: It’s not my fault! looks at Dash Are you cold?  
Dash: Yes, why?  
Blitz: You know what to do when somepony is cold?  
Dash: No..  
Blitz: hugs her with wing Cuddle~  
Dash: I’d rather die from the cold!  
Blitz: What?  
Dash: Nothing. giggles and sniffs Besides this toilet paper smells weird!  
Blitz: Oh that’s because I wiped my but with it.  
Dash: What? blushes That’s gross!