Lee Carvello: I am Carvello. Now choose a club.
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Lee Carvello: You have chosen a 3-wood.
Lee Carvello: May I suggest a putter?
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Lee Carvello: 3-wood.
Lee Carvello: Now, enter the force of your swing, I suggest “Feather-Touch”.
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Lee Carvello: YOU HAVE ENTERED POWER DRIVE!!
Lee Carvello: Now press 7-8-7 to swing.
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Lee Carvello: Ball is in Parking Lot, would you like to play again?
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Lee Carvello: You have selected “No”.
Sunset Shimmer: Why would Rainbow Dash get me this garbage, Link The Faces of Evil was better than this!
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