Now this a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you about how I became Ultraman.
 
On the way outta Bochi, flyin fast,  
Met a science patrol spaceship, and then we crashed  
hayate died, I cried, merged one body from two  
travelled back to earth to protect those foos  
when a couple of kaiju, who were up to no good  
started makin trouble in my neighbourhood  
I was runnin short on energy, heard the timer say  
so I wiped that monster out with a big ole spectrum ray
 

 
Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy