“… The mechanism is shifted pulse blowback rotary conveyor pre-loading open-bolt direct-impingement, it fires corrosive-primed telescoping caseless 4mm sabot tungsten flechettes, it has a polymer-reinforced aluminum barrel with polygonal rifling, no muzzle device, a cyclic automatic rate of 1,800 rounds per minute – “

“And you thought this weapon was a good idea?”

“Of course not – I thought it would be amusing. Anyway, it has a fiberglass body, it’s electrically fired, it has a 72 round non-detachable helical magazine which feeds from stripper clips, and it has a proprietary thermal optic and ballistics computer, with absolutely no facilitation for attaching iron-sights… oh, and it doesn’t have a bayonet lug.”