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Derpy, what the heck were you thinking???!!! Spreading your bubbly filth on the public pool??
 
Your AA counsellor had already told you to not go drinking so early in the morning! It’s gonna make your brain conjure up with st&&id s&&t life decisions like this one!!
 
That’s it, Lyra!! I was planning to go to the pool with you on this Saturday, but somehow all THREE of you got blacklisted for life by every public pool in Ponyville!! NO MORE BENCHING SESSIONS FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER!!
 
But Booonn-booonnn, the sign said it was a swimming baaatttthhhh…..
 
THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S A SPA FOR BED BATH AND BEYOND!!!
 
If you really wanted a good group wash, you should’ve just went to Aloe’s and Lotus’ spa!!
 
OH….I really haven’t thought of that one after that bar trip…
 
We’re soooorrrryyyyyy……..
 
You can apologize to us later…AFTER you clean up ALL the soap scum from Wubby’s Pool!
 
Here’s Mrs. Mop and Mr. Bucket!! Hope you have a nice swabbing!!
 
Reference:
 
Derpy’s clothing: uotapo.deviantart.com/art/Rapp…
 
Lyra’s clothing: EQG short “Life is A Runway” (dnastudiobrony.deviantart.com/…)
 
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