Now this is the story all about how  
Our lives got twisted upside down  
And we’d like to take a minute  
Just sit right there  
And we’ll tell you how we became tha rulers of Manehattan
 
In the Land of Equestria, born and raised  
In Ponyville was where we spent most of our days  
Cheerin’ up my friends, breakin’ the fourth wall and all  
Flyin’ through tha sky of Cloudsdale and all that  
When a couple of mares who were up to no good  
Started makin’ trouble in our neighborhood  
We got in one little fight, Celestia got scared  
She said “You movin’ with your friends in Manehattan”  
We begged and pleaded to her day after day  
But she packed us up and sent us on our way  
First class yo, this is bad  
Drinkin’ orange juice out of a champagne glass  
Is this what the ponies of Manehattan livin’ like?  
Hmmm, this might be alright.  
But wait I hear they’re cheery, playful, all that  
Is this the type of town that they just send this cool horse?  
I don’t think so  
We’ll see when they get there  
Hope they’re prepared for Miss Pinkie and Lil Dashie
 
The plane landed and we came out  
There was a stallion standing there with our names out  
We ain’t trying to get arrested now  
We just got here  
Flew away with tha quickness of lightning, disappeared
 
I whistled for a cab and when it came near  
The license plate said swag and it had us in the mirror  
If anything we could say that this cab was rare  
But I thought Nah forget it Yo, home to Manehattan
 
We pulled up to our house about 7 or 8  
And I yelled to the cabbie “Ponyville, smell ya later”  
We looked at our kingdom  
We were finally there  
To sit on our thrones  
As Miss Pinkie and Lil Dashie.