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Oh, good morning, Twilight. I know it’s pretty late to be waking up, but ever since you’ve taught me how wonderful inequality could be, my eyes have been completely opened. I realize that I’m much better being a NEET and that other ponies are much better at being wagecucks. What shall I do today? Learn magic? Philosophy? The history of Yakyakistan? Or maybe I’ll spend the day basking in Celestia’s glorious sunlight.
 
Speaking of which, shouldn’t you be at work? I’m sure you have plenty of work to do. Can’t disappoint Celestia when she’s entrusted you with such a great responsibility, can you? I know how hard it must be, but just think of your legacy. Ah, well.
 
Another day, another bit.