Twiper: If it were for this metaphorical wall thing, Id have the right mind to commova there and blow yer brains all over five counties.
 
As for the Aperture doohicky? Couldnt care less.
 
Look mate, that kind of technology shouldnt even exist in my world yet!
 
Ours just recently merged with Mattwos universe on his megaearthly thing, suddenly were next door neighbors to a world where payphones have all but been replaced with those mobile doohickies that have apps that do everything a swiss army knife cant, and even summva the things it can!
 
Apertures doohikeys are the LAST kinda technology I want to think about.