Oh, no! Derpy wanted to tell you how she felt but I emulated her tendency to make mistakes so I can make a joke about it while at the same time, cleverly showing that it wasn’t an actual mistake! That silly, clumsy mare!
So, like, I was kinda, maybe thinking. Since, you know, Valentine’s Day is sorta coming up or whatevs and I was gonna spend it watching cheesy movies and stuff, if maybe, like, if you wanted to, uh…(bell rings) I, uh, b-better get to class, see ya! (flees)