ITT: We pretend this is derpibooru

“I’m TSP, and I say 4chan bad!”

@Havoc  
Any comment on the questions that you dox people you do not like?

@Zaknel  
“Tis a lie! I didn’t do it, I did not. Oh hi Luna.”

@Havoc  
But, we literally have links to posts where you said that you would do exactly that. And when we asked Nebbie if you did do that, he said that it was ridiculous to think that your doing so would hurt him, and when we pointed out to him that he never said you did not, he deleted our posts, citing it as twisting of words, and locked the thread.

@Zaknel  
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED  
REASON: POINTING OUT MY LIES

@Zaknel  
I’ve already leaked your IP to the local authorities. It was totally an accident, channer scum, I swear. Big oopsie.
 
Banned.

@Officer Hotpants  
M I S T A K E N L Y D E L E T E D thread

We are totally unbiased. Unless you downvote BLM and ACAB pictures, in which case we are going to make your conection slow as molases and be uresponsive to you.

@Luzion  
The sexy rule violation.

@Luzion  
nice.

Damn, in the spirit of the thread I should lock it for not being constructive.
 
Keep up the good work.

@ZizzyDizzyMC  
Please!

@ZizzyDizzyMC  
Good work? Why would staff say something so nice? It’s a ploy!

@ZizzyDizzyMC  
I promise you: we will do nothing productive so long as we’re here.

No one asked for my opinion, but I think that Flashimmer is a bad ship. And no, I won’t filter it.

Hey, guys, one of your mods told me that the spoiler thumbnail for ‘lesbian’ is staying an image of Lyra and Bon Bon hugging and nuzzling each other’s cheeks because one could argue that they are not actually lesbians, but you guys have also threatened to ban me for attempting to argue in the tagging discussion that LyraBon is not canon.
 
May I please ask that you guys pick just one side, but not the other?

*insert evasive-yet-smug TUA post here*
 
_{@Havoc  
For a moment I interpreted that as “Flash x Glimmer” and very nearly had a heart attack.}

@Officer Hotpants  
You have made a grave mistake. That will be a thing now.

@Anonymous #19E1  
Bruh 😂

Hi, I’m Ciaran. Do you have a problem with me? The problem is you. You’re stupid, you’re a troll, and if you don’t shut up and love me, I will ban you. No, we don’t act unilaterally, despite any evidence to the contrary, shut up with that.

@Zaknel  
I totally trust you. Not out of fear, nope! _{Please don’t ban me I’ll be your little slave}

@Havoc  
**You have been banned for 30 days for violating Rule #7 repeatedly in ITT: We pretend this is derpibooru **

@Zaknel  
you have been banned for 1000 year for no reason at all