What’s up guys, it’s yo boi ZizzyDizzyMC here. I’m depressed but in good spirits. I’d be better if I were drinking spirits but I’ve been told I should probably stick to the stuff that is made for human consumption. I also don’t drink so that kinda has me down too. Speaking of being down, who’s down to do the boot scootn’ boogie2988? I know I am, I’d even travel cross country to do the boogie. You like memes? That’s my little pog champ, come here. What do you mean you’re not my little pog champ? You sure are though! Seriously UwU? Want to cuddle wuddle with your waifu do you? I bet you do checks faves oh my, you sure are adventurous anon! Are you sure this is cuddling? It looks more like they’re wrestling? PINKIE STOP READING MY WEB BROWS … WHOAAAAA WHAT IS THIS?
Wait, who is Reggie? bonk go to jail. Waking up in jail I realized that we were all in here for the same reason, we figured out who Reggie was. Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I… really like guys. NOOOOOO bonk STOP bonk REPEATING bonk DEAD bonk MEMES bonk. A guard appears from around the corner. “Are ya winning son?” Nyaa Nyaa replies the non-existent NPC beside me. Back in my day Son, we shot people who acted like that. You see, I was a trained navy seal with a license to kill. It was a pretty lucrative job till everyone claimed to be Apache Helicopters.
It was later explained to me that it was customary to become an guard if you’ve taken an arrow to the knee. Help, Todd is holding me hostage. Please, buy Skyrim for the 10th time guys, it’s your only hope. On the wagon ride home, I was told that the King’s Diner was being harassed by Imperial Guards. Looking further into the situation I found out that someone was standing on the lettuce. I suppose I understand. The last thing you want on your Burger King Burger is someone’s foot fungus. Oddly though, there was this guy in the corner with a shirt that read “EDP445” and was absolutely DEVOURING the King’s Delux Borger. Right next to a skinny fella with a suit.
